5 Things I Learned at Today's Assembly

1. When teachers say "Cikgu taknak ambil masa yang panjang, ini pengumuman pendek saja...", it actually means they're gonna start some long winded lecture.
Tindakan yang perlu diambil oleh pelajar yang kesian: Prepare invisible earmuffs and scraps of paper to start passing notes to friends.

2. The school's very intent on PREVENTING CRIME towards our "buku teks"
Tindakan yang perlu diambil oleh pelajar: Stop conteng-ing your text books, kids! Its against the law, haven't you heard?

3. Our school's "Flying Squad" (Sp) played "dress-up" on stage today.
Tindakan yang perlu diambil: Those ugly vests needs someone to flush them down the girls lavatory.

4. Our school has too many good swimmers.
Tindakan yang perlu diambil oleh saya: That's it! I'm done with swimming! I'm switching back to horse-riding!!!!!!!

5. Seems like SBS is more "noble" than cempaka. They mentioned something like providing laptops for the students. (which most students seem to consider bullshit)
Tindakan yang perlu diambil: Hey kids, lets goad them into making our classrooms air-conditioned!

We didn't study at all at school today. No lessons, just sitting near the padang sweating it out. Felt like just a normal boring day a.k.a. made up nonsensical names for teachers with christie and listened to her spouting curses which generally shouldn't be in the vocabulary range of a 15 year old.

Forgetting the load of junk I crapped up there, guess what? My computer's down with Trojan-Horse-Attack, which means cancer of the brain in computer language. Its infected with something like 352 Trojan Horses and a whole lot new cookies and worms.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

~Smutty Pants.

P.S. I'm starting to have doubts. Its strange, huh?

P.P.S. I hate misunderstandings. People jump to conclusions too often.